-God Box- Ken Arkind
So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing
people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
When other people try to look sexy :
when i try to look sexy :
this is too accurate
Way too accurate.
nO BUT LIKE THERE WAS THIS
AND THEN WE GOT THIS
(still laughing at that omg)
AND THEN SOMEHOW IT BECOMES THIS?????
AND THEN IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH OF A TRANSFORMATION WE GET THIS
(omfg is he wearing a boston shirt asjgfklt;jrsgdfl;jhgf also dogs)
THEN WE GET THIS
AT THE SAME TIME AS THIS
AND THEN WE HAVE THIS